“Glen sent me the following bio. Can a bio ever get better than this?? I don’t think so. – dk”

Glen (Keanu) Reeves

Glen got his start building search engines in the dotcom boom. SEO became a sideline to keep the company solvent longer
Over the last 10 years he has worked on over 100 campaigns of varying design and goals, preferring now to specialize in SEM and improving on site conversion rates
Glen tries to fly under the radar in the great white north, and has done work for companies like RIM, Air Miles, Citi, Bell, Microsoft and Government Agencies.
He describes himself as a nerd with a personality, chewing through reams of data (the matrix) to see the core reality.
When not chewing through data, you will find him at the gym or playing guitar.
He is also a handyman; auto mechanic, Reiki healer, spelunker (caver) and much more.
He would rather be outside right now…

Masculine – pull an engine from a car, rebuild it, put it back in (and drive away)

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Sensitive – wrote the song, have a strong sense of intuition and a deeper insight than most, love to craft wood or rub warm bodies

Serious- Work, set goals , accomplish things, started my own business from scratch that provides a healthy income.

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Playful – leisure time, relax, laugh and fun. I like socialize with friends or wrestle with the kids.

Disciplined and Healthy – very careful about everything I eat or drink or put into my body, lots of activity, positive attitude & healthy things

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Reckless and carefree – cutting lose with the guys for some laughs, debauchery and pushing a few laws. Parachute, white water canoe, caving. I feel most alive when death is breathing down my neck. I want to chase tornados in Tornado alley one spring soon. They are powerful and magnificent.

Indoors – 8 hours in front of my 3 monitors, my only escape can be connecting with people remotely.

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Outdoors – I just need a sleeping bag. Love the outdoors. The smell of the trees and plants, the rustle of trees. Skiing behind a boat with one ski on a hot summer day and cutting so hard you can barely hold on.

Nerdy – we are talking quantum particle physics, large hadron collider and relativity nerdy. It never to ceases to amaze me how little we know about the world we live in.

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Cool – I am guy’s guy who can hang out in confident, friendly, laid-back way with just about any group.

Jock – I like sports and exercise, ( ever played nude volleyball? -very liberating) I love competition and usually play to win but I don’t have to. I am not above throwing a game if it means the underdogs win at least once and everyone goes home happy.

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Poet – read those early letters that pissed you off so much and picture yourself in them, I did. You will see they become quite lyrical by the time you were ready to rip my head off. Remember – I did NOT sleep with someone that night, that was the point.

Protector – Several years of martial training, The methods I have been taught are fairly brutal but the movements are circular and beautiful to see, just frightfully efficient. I haven’t had to use it, I am wise enough to avoid those situations (or maybe just lucky)

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Healer – I have my second level Reiki (hands on healing) and am proficient with subtle energy.

Pragmatic – Hard to con, handyman, can pretty much build or fix anything. you should see my tools!

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Spiritual – extremely, well read with some interesting experiences.

Refined – I can dress up, charm the ladies and make friends with guys as long as they are not jerks.

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Rough – lose fitting beat up jeans and T – confident, dark, quiet and brooding – tease

Romantic – Did you wonder why I didn’t jump at the offer for your naughty pictures? I want to build intimacy and anticipation first. The result is so much better if given time to grow. I consider a woman’s body to be like a musical instrument and passion to be like a symphony that takes it time to unfold and build.

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Bad Boy – Let’s just say I can play the player.

G