Thinktank, now with extra happiness!
For years I have been reading Shoemoney’s blog, and had regularly noticed pictures of Bryn. Obviously suffering from a deficit of thintank.
Bryn Youngblut came to thinktank a hardened grizzled veteran of internet marketing. Massively successful, but still unaware of the youthful restorative powers of thinktank, able to take years off your face, and pounds off your waist!
This is what Bryn looked like before thinktank.
After careful application of thinktank, results began to show after just one day.
This is Bryn after just three small doses of thinktank, with results already showing.
If Bryn continues to apply thinktank the results are likely permanent.*
*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA or anyone else except for me with a sore calf the day after thinktank following my school girl 2nd grade kickball injury I received punting the ball and trying to sprint. Please consult your physician before using thinktank, should rash, shortness of breath, delirium, three day beard growth, lack of sleep, wife threatening you, or drowning occur, or if you are lit on fire, please discontinue use of thinktank immediately and consult shoemoney tools for help.
*Results are not typical.
*Celebrity images in ad were scraped from sites and used without permission.
*Bryn was renumerated a massive amount for his above appearance.
*Bryn, Nerf, happiness, and thinktank are not all trademarked at this time, and other than Nerf, probably never will be.
*None of the above images fall under U.S. Copyright Fair Use Act (title 17, U.S. Code.), and although I copied Bryn’s picture without his permission you are not granted permission to copy the picture with the Nerf gun I took.
*Bryn never endorsed thinktank, but by being a participant he left himself open to all kinds of problems.
*It was a lousy conference with bad food and not enough of it, nothing to drink, crappy people, bad weather and a crummy time all around. Stop bugging me for photos, as I am getting the sponsors logos on them and will soon release them into the wild. Until then sit tight and try to heal up from your various injuries and general lack of sleep. If you chose to drink stop complaining on how bad you feel, suck it up, and get back to work. I love you.
*Should you be crazy enough to want more of this type of insanity, please consult Dr. Shoe at the upcoming Elite Retreat.
this is a very funny post. Brian just look like a teenager in that his pic lol
ReplyHaha what a difference a little thinktank makes. So funny. I remember using nerf guns against my brother as a kid. I’m glad you could incorporate them into thinktank. And nerf isnt copyrighted? Weird.
ReplyHaha what a difference a little thinktank makes. So funny. I remember using nerf guns against my brother as a kid. I’m glad you could incorporate them into thinktank. And nerf isnt trademarked? You’d think a brand like that would be.
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